#just left an unhinged ass message in a writer's inbox

[mcondance]

gay people can't just never say they like something.. it's always "i'm gonna eat you and trap you in my basement" LIKE WOAH CALM DOJWOJF

[strang3lov3]

Rules:

MDNI. Please have your age on your blog or some indication that you’re an adult if you’re gonna interact with this blog. Go on git.

If you’re going to send an anon (which I welcome) please please please take an emoji! My pinned post shows all of the taken emojis. When you use an emoji identifier, it creates familiarity and makes me feel like there’s friendly faces in my inbox. I like building relationships with my readers!

Hateful anons will be blocked and ignored. Will this stop anyone from sending a mean anon? No, and I know that. But you're wasting your breath. Whatever bullshit-ass hateful-ass message/insult you've thought up and decided to hurl over anon (a gutless move, btw) I've already heard before. It's not gonna stop me from writing how/what I write.

Please remember that I am human. A person. I’m not a machine, and I can’t pump out my writing at machine-pace. Remember that I’m human when you comment, reblog, message me, or hop in my inbox. Just be kind and supportive and horny, and don’t be mean to me or other writers.

I don’t have an upload schedule. I write whatever I feel the most momentum for and then I post. I try to put out a fic at least every week or so.

I’m open to pretty much all kinky requests, but my hard no’s are shit, underage, animals, and gore.

Please keep things chill. If my blog isn’t for you, quietly move on. This blog is sex and kink positive - everything is on the table here, including noncon and all other taboo kinks/pairings. I don’t believe in policing what kind of fiction/media people consume. Read this.

I block any and all negative discourse, bullying, kink shaming, slut shaming, fat shaming, hate, and general shittiness that I see. That can include the OP of a crappy post as well as those that have liked/rb’d it.

Support your favorite writers! Reblog fics you love, send asks, comment on your favorite works.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Do you take requests? - Depends! I’m more inclined to take requests from regular readers. If you read my work, you know what I like to write - age gap, power dynamics, dubcon, taboo kinks, masturbation, funny fics, etc. A request that falls in line with that stuff is more likely to be written.

Can you write a fic for X body type/physical feature? - No. My readers will always remain physically undescribed so that all of my readers can see themselves in my work and nobody feels excluded.

What fics do you read? - check out my #strang3lov3 recs and #turbo rec tags!

When will ___ fic be written? - No clue. I write for whatever motivates me at any given moment.

Can you write a part two? - I’ll make it clear if a fic is part of a series but generally no, my one shots will not have follow ups.

On commenting in general…

Leave positive, thoughtful comments. Make it horny! Make it tmi! Tell me how you feel! These sort of comments mean the world to me 🩷 it’s really special when I work hard on something and my readers discuss that work with me by telling me the impact it had on them.

I am so grateful for interest in my work and I appreciate the enthusiasm. Nothing makes my day more than an unhinged, feral, drooling and frothing at the mouth comment/ask/reblog. That being said, I find it sort of…idk. Disrespectful-ish? when “where’s part two” “I need a part two” “I need the next part NOW” and other comments are left on my fics in that rather demanding or unappreciative tone, especially when coming from commenters who don’t usually interact with me otherwise. I know this is usually well-intentioned, but it makes me feel bad. I work really hard on each and every piece of work I put out - from outlining, to writing, to editing, making moodboards - there is so much care that goes into it. And when the only thing said about my fic is “give me more” it makes me feel, idk. Like I’m not enough or my writing wasn’t enough.

You don’t need to tell me (or any writer) how much you hated their fic/their characterization of X character/a choice they made in their writing. You don’t need to offer criticism. Sharing personal writing is an incredibly vulnerable thing to do, and it’s completely rude and unnecessary to poke holes in someone’s work. Don’t do it.

What writing advice do you have? - Not much in general lol. The same thing others will tell you. READ!!! Read fics, find out what you like and what you don’t like and apply what you’ve learned to your own writing. Think about the five senses when adding detail. Think about it like a movie scene. Idk. Just write and have fun.

What will happen in ___ fic? - I can’t tell you, but I’m happy you’re excited! Before writing, I outline my fics, one shots and series both, but a lot of times my ideas change.

Why am I blocked? - I block for policing or judging what I or others post, kink shaming, being hateful, etc. It doesn’t matter how it’s posted - whether it’s a comment left on my post or another blog’s, a post with a bad take, someone being hateful in an inbox, mine or another’s: you’re blocked. And also, depending on the post, I may block people positively interacting with it in the likes and comments. I don’t want anything to do with behavior like this. Fiction is not real life.

Long story short, if you rub me wrong, you’re blocked. I pride myself on being patient and understanding - if you want to have a good faith conversation with me about something, I’m totally open to it. But I know the difference between someone seeking to understand and someone looking for a fight - I’m not engaging in a fight.

Why do you post pics of black cats at the bottom of your fics? - Those are my babies and I wanna share them with you! You can’t always tell unless they’re together in the same pic but yes, there’s two. I talk a lot about them. If you look at the tags #gizmo , #jojo , and #gizmo and jojo you can learn all about the little guys.

How do you tell your cats apart? - it’s not always evident in photos but they are totally different sizes. Gizmo is chunky and big, Jojo is scrawny. Behavior wise, they act completely different from each other. Jojo is very timid, gentle, and patient, but Gizmo is kind of a disaster of a cat. Very clumsy, very noisy.